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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum’s sister gets nailed by Kelso.

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Mom: Would you like some tea?
Me: HMM?
Mom: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GODDAMN TEA?
Me: oh. yeah.
Mom: Fruity or regular?
Me: fruity. Like ME.

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colfersaurusrex: Every time.

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WEH THE NEEDLE BRUISE ON MY ARM IS TURNING BLACK. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE CONCERNED SINCE THE BLOOD TESTS WERE MONDAY?

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I yell louder than anyone in this household. At least I get my point across and get people to shut up. 8)

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No you don’t understand. I need. The flash. Briefs.

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Reblog if you think tattoos/piercings/stretched...

Maybe I’d actually get a job.

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Why did I find this. HMM.

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The moment I see the car pull into the driveway I’m making him take me to starbucks. I do not care what my doctor says, I need coffee. And I sort of want to just go out on a drive with him. 8| Weh I just wanna go out driving and listening to that stupid cd he has in the car. Or a nap. I can settle for another nap with him. Yes that’s perfectly okay.

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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.

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vieries: what can i do today that doesnt cost me any money Things I ask myself 24/7

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retailavenger85 asked: I'm going Fri and Sat as well! My friend and I are doing Assassin's creed and Homestuck. I can't remember which day we are doing what tho. I'll just keep my eyes peeled for the Spy. :)

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I’M OUT OF HAIR GEL. OUT. OF. HAIR. GEL. THIS MEANS. NO MORE MOHAWK UNTIL I GET MORE. I. ….. I can’t even slick my hair back. sob. ON TOP OF THAT MY BOYFRIEND JUST HAD TO ASK ME MY BIRTHDAY. Same as it was last year. and the year before that. AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT. Sob.

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dudenohomo replied to your post: Mystery solved 8)...

Well thank you dear!!! Also you must be sure to post pictures. I’d love to see your Spy. And I know what you mean about having to find an excuse to wear a suit in public. I’ve tried before and people look at me like I’m a fucking martian. xD I will make sure I post pictures ahha. Oh god. I love wearing suits I just. People think I’m insane when I do.

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Mystery solved 8) oh gosh thank you <3 That’s so awesome haha ;u; You make a great scout though, I might add. I’m cosplaying the spy next weekend Only because I wanted to find an excuse to wear a suit in public for once.

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dudenohomo replied to your post: dudenohomo...

lol. Hello dear! Which RP blog is yours? rp-everfabuloussniper Haha I am the brains behind it.

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retailavenger85 answered your question: … Going as...

Do you have something that isn’t super flashy and noticable? maybe put that in.. Also, I will be at Sakuracon also! WEH. EVERYTHING I OWN IS FLASHY. Oh my gosh if I see you there kdshfksjladfh that’d be so awesome. I’m going friday and saturday 8)

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dudenohomo started following you

You follow my rp blog oh gosh and now this one jdjadk;lsjflaskflk Hey ;u;

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tree-running asked: Can you explain your url? XD

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… Going as the spy for sakura con next weekend. … What do I do about my lip piercing…? Like seriously, I don’t want it to close up. WHAT DO I DO?

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pyra-the-pyro asked: Morning! How did you sleep? I just got up.

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I just want to answer asks

About everything. I don’t even care about what I wanna ANSWER THINGS.

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onceadetective-alwaysadectective replied to your...

Wow you’re really cute! ; w ; Aw man thanks! A compliment in the morning is always good in my book!

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man spring break is the bomb diggity

cannibal-crunch: sultanofspeed: i’ve done nothing so far. you do stuff on spring break??? People do things on spring break?

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Mentally dating a character...

anklelint: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.

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vieries: borgiabutts: smh why does this gif even exist oh my god i agree with you ive nEVER LIKED THIS That truthfully gives me a mental image of my ovaries literally exploding and just a bloody mess everywhere. Ow.

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