January 2012
Anonymous asked: AH STILL LOVE YUH, MY WIFE. I think you're super awesome and funny and lovely. c:
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
Jan 1st
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“I have come across bene in my latin book. And now all I can think of is...”
– JAMI JAMI JAMI. Kleptocartoonist. 
Jan 1st
December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Pierce ALL of the things. No seriously this is gonna be expensive. Same with tattoos jesus fuck.
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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We’re on a PENIS ADVENTURE.
Dec 30th
fuck
FUCK TEAM VIEWER OH GOD. SHAWN IS SUCH A DFJBAKL;KSJIHASUfMTFYJINBHYIJT NIOTM,NIT
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I’m going to design some characters in like. 10 minutes. Si senor.
Dec 29th
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Tents. That's a really good resolution.
Dec 29th
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Plan for new years eve: Pizza Xbox Gamecube Super nintendo martinis champagne  and loud ass music. For me and my boy.
Dec 29th
Am I the only one who thinks someone sounds stupid calling a female a “sonofabitch”? I mean… They aren’t a son of a bitch… They’re a daughter or bitch of a bitch. I mean I guess sonofabitch rolls off the tongue better but it just seems so stupid to call a female a son…
Dec 28th
So I thought I should let you all know...
Sometimes when I’m drying my hair, I pretend like in in a blow dryer commercial and I let my hair flow dramatically and I pull a “sexy” face in the mirror. Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Dec 28th
What I hate about being a girl:
maestrodavinci: justabartender: Periods Period cramps Sore tits Mood swings Picking out outfits for the day Styling hair after showering Having a hard time running cause of your tits Making sure you don’t get pregnant Carrying the baby Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason Make sure you don’t get raped Having pedophiles hit on you Oh, and fancying the fuck out of...
Dec 28th
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in assassins creed 2, Rosa took an arrow to the knee.
Dec 28th
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angry birds slash fiction
thisisthetheday: angry birds slash fiction
Dec 28th
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jdfkljjdfnhakjldbad THE NEW SHERLOCK HOLMES? YEAH GREAT MOVIE IF YOU DON’T GO SEE IT I WILL HUNT YOU DOWWWWNNN.
Dec 28th
I read that “1,001 games to play before you die” book. AC2 is in there, So is prototype. Almost every zelda game. Team fortress and team fortress 2. Bioshock. Infamous. uh… But no AC brotherhood. sosob
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Muslim Fashion Appreciation Post
ichbinschadenfreude: I see a lot of Tumblr posts of girls in their short shorts and singlets that only cover up half their torso, but I don’t think I have seen a Fashion post about classy, stylish or spunky, conservatively-presented girls, most especially Muslim girls. Mad props for them for showing sexy, classy and stylish without showing too much skin! Here goes! Enjoy! ...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Spending Christmas with no heat, crying, family issues, no money, and hating myself. I don’t need to see anymore bragging of good christmas gifts. I got a calendar and tea. I also got my ass kicked by my family.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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I shall sit with Tents and do nothing.
nhiwi: Maybe I should eat some more Turons and Chow Fun… I will eat… A cheese danish and maybe drink some eggnog. Doing nothing is better than dying though, right?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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After getting my money taken away, I managed to get a little more. I guess I’m buying my own gifts. Going to get new plugs, a new zippo lighter, possibly a new jacket. That’s about it. Merry Christmas everyone~ OR I’M BUYING LIQUID LATEX.
Dec 25th
PAPERCUTS EVERYWHERE. I hate wrapping presents oh my god. But uh. The only way I’m going to even be alive tonight is a 5 hour energy and a bag of pixie stix. Maybe I won’t be a bitch this year.
Dec 24th
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Just love when my dad will sit there are scream at you and insult you and tell you how worthless you are and throw shit at you until you do what he says or admits he’s right. Lovely, right?
Dec 24th
So I sit here waiting for my files to convert. What is everyone else doing
Dec 24th
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS. →
funniest10k: It alternates slapping hands when you look at the face but when you look at the hand that’s not moving, only one hand slaps.  Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Dec 24th
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“[1:25:02 AM] Tentaclesandthings: FUCK ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS IS GOING TO BE...”
– Tentaclesandthings and me, on Skype. (via theemagnificentbastard)
Dec 24th
first of all, more family just broke apart again. You know serious legal reasons and bunches of bullshit. Another thing is that I finally get to go back to work in a few weeks (yay) Uh… I’ve fallen in love with the beastie boys. Fallen back in love with Slayer and Slipknot. I’m having concert withdrawls. yup. and my cousin rode a camel today.
Dec 24th
So no snow. This. really. sucks.
Dec 23rd
it’d be nice if for ONCE if someone in my family called me gabby instead of gavvy. I’m PRETTY sure my name has b’s. Not v’s.
Dec 23rd
Dec 22nd
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Sexy ear. I got a new one today. I forgot how bad it hurt. The guy told me about the dumbest tattoo he’s ever seen. Really good day.
Dec 22nd
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MY LIFE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
JUST LETTING YOU ALL KNOW. Might be screwed out of a job by the way Aint life a bitch.
Dec 21st
Oh my god
Kill me please just ugh
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th