- BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
- frick frop
- heckle deckle
- diddly darn
- zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
Oh my god do i try
I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
I’m an emotional pansy and cry when I see cats that need to be adopted because I really love cats and wish I could adopt them all and give them a nice home here with the other cats I have
have a weakness for cats
“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.