Just a human being with more than human needs.
A brief explanation is, I'm tentacles. This blog is a bunch of stupid text posts, possibly art, and rambling. Don't take a lot of things I say seriously and realize that I am, in fact, very sarcastic and possibly rude sounding.
oh my god
So I was told about this from the rock/metal station this morning.
This is great omg
hey gurl I lost mah teddy bare can I sleep wif u 2nite
as pitbull said: u no u want meh
Cassi what the hell are you doing.
(via jgllt)
do you ever feel like the one grape who fell off and rolled under the fridge to be forgotten forever
Yes.
(via right-brainedchild)
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
(via serlow)
If I were to approach either twizzlers or zombies in a dark alley I would prefer the zombie. At least it doesn’t taste like shitty artificial strawberry.
Detective-Spiffster
omfg
omg do these dumbasses not
know
what they’re
nevermind
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA NO WORDS
NO WORDS
OHMYGOD
HAH
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
(via chii-kawaii-chan)
HEY! Anyone in Washington (hopefully around Kent, Federal Way, Seattle, Or Renton) know ANY breeders that have Siberian Husky pups? Or if there are any local rescue puppies around?
If I do end up getting a dog, it’d have to be a puppy. For I have cats and need to get the dog USED to the idea of having cats around.
If anyone knows anything, could you please send me a message in my inbox?
Thanks so much to anyone who does!
Lets play “How many of these have I used in the past two weeks”, shall we? I stopped counting at fifty, myself.
Bit suprised 2600 (aka Hacker Quarterly) made the cut, considering how open they are about what they do. But I guess thats just something Homeland Security does.
considering the way most tumblrers express their devotion to numerous attractive male celebrities (read “MY OVARIES,THEY EXPLODE” etc.) id say that they likely have an entire division dedicated to this site alone
YOLO isn’t on there but it should be.
Wait, did that article just say they monitor the word ‘team’? Oh man, I feel kind of bad for the guys at Homeland Security who have to sort through ship wars… Or I would, if I didn’t also find it kind of hilarious.
Wow.
I use these words on a daily fucking basis.
This is really fucking stupid.
vgly:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
omfg is this serious.
(via tentacle-twat)
Wait oh my god, please these are actually so interesting.
- 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
- 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
- 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
- 4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
- 5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
- 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
- 7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
- 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
- 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
- 10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
- 11. Does love = sex?
- 12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
- 13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
- 14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
- 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
- 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
- 17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
- 18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
- 19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
- 21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
- 22. Are you old fashioned?
- 23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
- 24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
- 25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
