NO TORNS ALLOWED

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BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE

heck

heckaroo

frick frop

nincompoop

heckle deckle

diddly darn

pokémon

zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma

via for use only when convenient.

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gigalith:

via ♡ all T all shade ♡.

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johnegbort:

when skype doesn’t do the blip-bloop

via Torn Torsos and Pried Ribs.

Text 18 May

dudenohomo said: And you succeed! OuO

omfg than K YOU…

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Oh my god do i try

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internet-slang:

I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.

via Ignore the cow wearing pants in the backround.

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suburbanfamilymovienight:

xereneas:

youtube comments on yaoi videos…sigh

collecting homos

via Steadfast Tin Soldier.

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pillory:

im a bad friend

(Source: femmedom)

via Ignore the cow wearing pants in the backround.

Text 18 May

erol-hime

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kissmycatastrophe:

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER

via (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Bite the Pillow (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).

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thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

via (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Bite the Pillow (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).

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I’m an emotional pansy and cry when I see cats that need to be adopted because I really love cats and wish I could adopt them all and give them a nice home here with the other cats I have

I just

have a weakness for cats

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starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

via yes hello.

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what’s going on

(Source: cgpjokes)

via (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Bite the Pillow (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).

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only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

via spirit of llama.